META Tabz Nootropic Shroomz Tablets — 6ct Blister Pack - 4,900mg
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META Tabz Nootropic Shroomz Tablets — 6-Count Blister Pack | 4,900mg
Product Highlights
- 6 Tablets per Blister Pack
- Total Potency: 4,900 mg per pack (813 mg per tablet)
- Each tablet is scored into 2 Halves for 12 total servings at 406 mg each.
- Sublingual Delivery — Dissolves Under the Tongue for Direct Bloodstream Absorption
- Filler-Free Formula — No Inactive Bulking Agents, No Sweeteners, No Binders
- Third-Party Lab Tested with COA Available
- 100% Legal — No THC, No Psilocybin, No Amanita
- Available in Blue Razz, Green Apple, Pink Punch, Orange Fizz, and Grape Fizz
- Individually Sealed Blister Cavities — Portable, Discreet, Shelf-Stable
- 21+ only
The 50 Shades of Green Take
We’ve watched the mushroom tablet category evolve from a niche curiosity into one of the fastest-growing segments in our store — and through it all, one problem has persisted across nearly every brand: the gap between what the label promises and what the formula actually delivers.
A tablet that advertises 8,000 mg or 12,000 mg sounds impressive until you read past the headline and discover that a substantial portion of that weight comes from dextrose, cellulose, silicon dioxide, and other manufacturing aids that exist to make the production process easier, not to make the product work better. The active nootropic extract — the only part of the formula that matters to the person taking the tablet — often represents a fraction of the number printed on the front of the package.
META Tabz refused to play that game. They stripped the formula down to its functional core and built a tablet containing nothing but concentrated nootropic mushroom extract and natural flavoring. No bulking agents. No binding powders. No flow lubricants. No production shortcuts disguised as ingredients. At 813mg per tablet, every milligram is pulling its weight.
That decision has consequences. The tablet is smaller and denser than most users are accustomed to. The milligram count on the label looks modest compared to the five-digit numbers on competing products. But the experience tells a different story. Customers who’ve tried META Tabz alongside higher-milligram alternatives consistently come back and tell us the same thing — the 813mg META Tabz tablet hits harder, arrives faster, and resolves cleaner than tablets advertising two or three times the dosage.
Concentration beats volume. That’s the META Tabz thesis, and our customers' feedback confirms it.
Sublingual Delivery — Why the Route Matters as Much as the Dose
Every mushroom gummy, chocolate, and capsule on our shelves shares the same limitation: they all enter your system through the digestive tract. The active compounds get chewed, swallowed, broken down by stomach acid, absorbed through the intestinal wall, processed by the liver, and eventually released into the bloodstream. That journey takes 45 to 90 minutes on average, and a significant portion of the active material is degraded or metabolized before it ever reaches the brain.
META Tabz bypasses that entire process. The tablet is designed to dissolve under the tongue, allowing the nootropic extract to pass through the thin mucosal membrane and enter the capillary bed directly beneath the surface. From there, it flows into the bloodstream without encountering the stomach, the intestines, or the liver’s first-pass metabolism.
The practical impact is twofold. First, onset is dramatically faster—most users feel effects within 15 to 30 minutes sublingually, versus 45 to 90 minutes with digestion. Second, more of the active compound reaches the bloodstream intact, meaning a lower milligram dose can produce effects comparable to or stronger than a higher milligram dose when delivered orally.
This is the fundamental reason why 813mg of sublingual META Tabz competes with tablets that advertise several thousand milligrams swallowed whole. The delivery mechanism amplifies the effective dose.
Inside the 6-Count Pack
The 6-count blister pack contains six tablets, each sealed in its own individual cavity. You punch the tablet through the foil backing when you’re ready to use it — until then, it stays sealed, protected from air, moisture, and light. No jar where the entire supply starts degrading the moment you break the seal. No pouch where tablets knock against each other and chip. Each dose stays factory-fresh until you’re ready for it.
Every tablet is scored with a precise center line, allowing it to break cleanly into two 406mg halves. The scoring isn’t cosmetic — the tablet snaps evenly along the line with finger pressure, producing two consistently sized pieces without crumbling or uneven fractures. This gives you 12 individually controlled servings from a single pack and eliminates the imprecision of splitting unscored tablets with a knife or your teeth.
The pack itself is flat, rigid, and smaller than a credit card holder. It disappears into a pocket, wallet, bag, glove compartment, or desk drawer. There is nothing about the format that draws attention, requires special storage conditions, or creates inconvenience. Six tablets. Twelve doses. Ready whenever, wherever.
Flavor Profiles
Blue Razz — Maximum candy energy. Bright blue raspberry that explodes with sugary tartness the moment the tablet touches your tongue and sustains through the entire dissolve. No aftertaste, no bitterness at the tail end, just clean raspberry candy from start to finish. This is the flavor that moves the most units in our store and the one we recommend to anyone who’s undecided.
Green Apple — The wake-up call. Sharp, assertive sour apple on the front end that grabs your attention and doesn’t let go. The sourness gradually softens into a crisp, natural apple sweetness as the tablet dissolves. Green Apple turns the sublingual experience into something almost bracing — it’s the flavor you reach for when you want the tablet under your tongue to feel like an event, not a routine.
Pink Punch — The peacekeeper. Gentle tropical fruit punch flavor that stays soft, balanced, and undemanding from first contact through final dissolve. Berry sweetness with a quiet citrus note and nothing that ever pushes into tartness or intensity. Pink Punch is for users who want the tablet experience to fade into the background while the nootropic effects take center stage.
Orange Fizz — Bright citrus orange with a textural twist. The effervescent quality in the Fizz formulas creates a subtle sparkling sensation on the tongue as the tablet dissolves — not overwhelming, just enough to make the experience feel dynamic rather than static. The orange flavor is clean and zesty, less sweet than Blue Razz and less sour than Green Apple. A refreshing split-the-difference option with an extra sensory dimension.
Grape Fizz — The heavyweight of the flavor lineup. Deep, dark concord grape sweetness that fills the entire mouth, tempered by that same effervescent fizz that lifts the Fizz variants above their non-sparkling counterparts. Grape Fizz is rich and indulgent in a way that the other flavors deliberately aren’t — it’s the one that feels like a treat. The fizzy finish prevents the grape from becoming heavy or syrupy, leaving it clean and sparkling.
Dosing Guide
Each tablet contains 813mg of pure nootropic extract. Each scored half contains 406mg. There is no filler diluting the formula — dose accordingly.
Half Tablet — 406mg
The entry point. For first-time META Tabz users, first-time sublingual users, or anyone establishing their personal baseline with this formula. Place the half under your tongue, let it dissolve, and allow 30 to 45 minutes for the effects to take full effect. Expect a mild but perceptible sharpening of focus and a gentle lift in mood and sensory awareness. This dose gives you the information you need to decide whether to stay here, step up to a full tablet next time, or split the difference.
The entry point. For first-time META Tabz users, first-time sublingual users, or anyone establishing their personal baseline with this formula. Place the half under your tongue, let it dissolve, and allow 30 to 45 minutes for the effects to take full effect. Expect a mild but perceptible sharpening of focus and a gentle lift in mood and sensory awareness. This dose gives you the information you need to decide whether to stay here, step up to a full tablet next time, or split the difference.
Full Tablet — 813mg
The intended standard dose for calibrated users. Pronounced cognitive enhancement — focus consolidates, creative output accelerates, sensory input becomes textured and detailed. This is the dose that regular META Tabz users land on and stay with. Versatile enough for productive workdays, social outings, creative sessions, or intentional solo time.
The intended standard dose for calibrated users. Pronounced cognitive enhancement — focus consolidates, creative output accelerates, sensory input becomes textured and detailed. This is the dose that regular META Tabz users land on and stay with. Versatile enough for productive workdays, social outings, creative sessions, or intentional solo time.
Two Tablets — 1,633mg
The ceiling. Powerful, immersive nootropic effects sustained over several hours. For experienced users exclusively. Do not exceed this amount in any 24-hour period.
The ceiling. Powerful, immersive nootropic effects sustained over several hours. For experienced users exclusively. Do not exceed this amount in any 24-hour period.
Pro tips:
- Sublingual placement is the intended delivery method — under the tongue, fully dissolved, no chewing.
- An empty stomach produces the fastest and most defined onset.
- Sublingual onset: 15 to 30 minutes is typical. Swallowed onset: 45 to 90 minutes typical
- Wait at least 30 to 45 minutes before considering a second dose.
- Hydrate consistently throughout
- Individual results vary with body composition, metabolism, tolerance, and recent food intake.
Ingredients
Ingredients: Pure Nootropic Mushroom Extract, Natural Flavors, Natural Colors.
Zero filler content. No dextrose. No microcrystalline cellulose. No silicon dioxide. No magnesium stearate.
Manufactured in a facility that may also process nuts, wheat, and soy.
Storage
Tablets remain sealed in individual blister cavities until use. Store the pack at room temperature in a dry, well-ventilated area, away from direct sunlight and heat. No refrigeration needed. Keep out of reach of children and pets.
Why Buy from 50 Shades of Green?
- All five META Tabz flavors are stocked and ready to ship
- Third-party lab tested with current COAs available for every flavor
- One of the widest mushroom product selections in the country — gummies, chocolates, tablets, syrups, and bulk formats
- Customer support that knows the products because we use and evaluate them ourselves
Frequently Asked Questions
What are META Tabz?
Concentrated nootropic mushroom tablets built on a zero-filler philosophy. Each tablet contains 813mg of pure nootropic extract with no inactive ingredients. The 6-count blister pack totals 4,900mg across 12 scored 406mg servings. Sublingual delivery for fast absorption.
Concentrated nootropic mushroom tablets built on a zero-filler philosophy. Each tablet contains 813mg of pure nootropic extract with no inactive ingredients. The 6-count blister pack totals 4,900mg across 12 scored 406mg servings. Sublingual delivery for fast absorption.
Why should I trust a lower milligram count over the bigger numbers on competing products?
Because milligram count alone doesn’t tell you how much active extract is in the tablet. Most higher-milligram products include dextrose, cellulose, silicon dioxide, and magnesium stearate — ingredients that increase weight without increasing potency. META Tabz excludes all of them. The 813mg on the label is 813mg of active compound with nothing else. When combined with sublingual delivery, which avoids digestive losses, the effective dose often matches or surpasses that of products with far higher headline numbers.
Because milligram count alone doesn’t tell you how much active extract is in the tablet. Most higher-milligram products include dextrose, cellulose, silicon dioxide, and magnesium stearate — ingredients that increase weight without increasing potency. META Tabz excludes all of them. The 813mg on the label is 813mg of active compound with nothing else. When combined with sublingual delivery, which avoids digestive losses, the effective dose often matches or surpasses that of products with far higher headline numbers.
Are these legal?
Yes. No THC, no psilocybin, no Amanita muscaria. The nootropic extract is federally legal and compliant with current regulations.
Yes. No THC, no psilocybin, no Amanita muscaria. The nootropic extract is federally legal and compliant with current regulations.
How do I take them?
Snap a tablet or half-tablet from the blister pack, place it under your tongue, and let it dissolve completely. The extract is absorbed through the mucosal tissue directly into the bloodstream. Do not chew or swallow whole unless you’re willing to accept a longer onset time.
Snap a tablet or half-tablet from the blister pack, place it under your tongue, and let it dissolve completely. The extract is absorbed through the mucosal tissue directly into the bloodstream. Do not chew or swallow whole unless you’re willing to accept a longer onset time.
How fast do they work?
Sublingual delivery on an empty stomach typically produces onset within 15 to 30 minutes. Chewing and swallowing extend the onset window to 45-90 minutes.
Sublingual delivery on an empty stomach typically produces onset within 15 to 30 minutes. Chewing and swallowing extend the onset window to 45-90 minutes.
What flavors do you carry?
All five: Blue Razz, Green Apple, Pink Punch, Orange Fizz, and Grape Fizz. Same formula, same potency across the board.
All five: Blue Razz, Green Apple, Pink Punch, Orange Fizz, and Grape Fizz. Same formula, same potency across the board.
Are these good for microdosing?
Specifically designed for it. The scored centerline creates two precise halves, each weighing 406mg. One pack gives you 12 individually controlled microdoses — nearly two weeks of daily use.
Specifically designed for it. The scored centerline creates two precise halves, each weighing 406mg. One pack gives you 12 individually controlled microdoses — nearly two weeks of daily use.
What’s the maximum safe dose?
Do not exceed 2 tablets (1,633mg) within a 24-hour period.
Do not exceed 2 tablets (1,633mg) within a 24-hour period.
Are COAs available?
Yes. Every batch is independently third-party tested. Lab results for all five flavors are accessible through the product page.
Yes. Every batch is independently third-party tested. Lab results for all five flavors are accessible through the product page.
Can I take these with prescription medications?
If you take SSRIs, SNRIs, MAOIs, TCAs, or any medication that affects serotonin activity, consult a healthcare provider before using this product. The nootropic extract may interact with serotonergic medications.
If you take SSRIs, SNRIs, MAOIs, TCAs, or any medication that affects serotonin activity, consult a healthcare provider before using this product. The nootropic extract may interact with serotonergic medications.
What is the age requirement?
21+ only.
21+ only.
Safety & Warnings
⚠️ WARNING
- For adults 21 and over only
- Begin with half a tablet (406mg) and adjust upward based on your individual response.
- Sublingual onset may occur within 15–30 minutes — allow adequate time before considering additional dosing.
- Do not exceed 2 tablets (1,633mg) in any 24-hour period.
- Do not drive or operate machinery after use.
- Do not combine with alcohol.
- Consult a healthcare provider before use if you take SSRIs, SNRIs, MAOIs, TCAs, or any serotonin-modulating medication.
- Do not use if pregnant or nursing.
- Keep out of reach of children and pets.
- Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight
Disclaimer
Use responsibly. The purchaser assumes all risk and liability associated with the purchase, possession, and consumption of this product. This content is for informational purposes only and does not constitute medical advice. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
META Tabz Nootropic Shroomz Tablets — 6ct Blister Pack - 4,900mg
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